Illustrated hardcover
The complete anthology, with full-color character and artifact illustrations in a large-format hardcover.
8.25 × 11 inches · ISBN 9798173519139
$99.99
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Lulu-approved findsThe book · By Uncle Matt & Son
The Legendary Tales of Uncle Matt and Bob The Magical Talking Turtle
It started with bedtime stories and a real turtle named Bob. Now their travels through The Adventure Realm fill an illustrated book, an audiobook, and a collection of songs.
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A few chapters. Or the whole soundtrack.
Listen to the story
The first 10 chapters
Four hours with Uncle Matt and Bob, from the beginning of their adventure.
Download the first 10 audiobook chapters — FREE4 hours of adventure · Chapters 1–10 and cover
FLAC audio in a 543 MB ZIP
Music from the book
All 74 chapter songs
Take the music of the Adventure Realm with you: 73 chapter songs and a bonus alternate version of Go Explore! by Uncle Matt & Son.
Download all 74 chapter songs — FREE6 hours and 25 minutes · MP3 album with artwork and playlist
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The complete story, in print, ebook, or audio.
Illustrated paperback
The complete anthology and its full-color illustrations in a large-format paperback.
8.5 × 11 inches · Complete illustrated anthology
$59.99
Complete illustrated ebook
All 73 chapters and the character and artifact illustrations in one complete digital edition.
English · Read with Kindle or Google Play Books
Complete audiobook
All 73 chapters, unabridged, with a cast of digital character voices and background music.
English · AI narration created with Higgs TTS 3
Bob prints
Bob belongs on the wall.
Horizontal and vertical matte prints from Bob's gallery. Choose your print and options on Printify.
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Weird Tank Objects
The oddest Bob objects: ping pong balls, luggage tags, tablecloths, magnets, and useful things that sound imaginary.
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Pet Stuff
Bowls, mats, collars, bandanas, tags, and other small ceremonies for pets with opinions.
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Home And Habitat
Soft surfaces, walls, showers, tables, candles, and house objects that have chosen the tank.
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Wear It Outside
Shirts, hoodies, socks, sneakers, aprons, and public signals from Bob's Turtle Tank.
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Travel Chaos
Bags, suitcases, lunch gear, passport covers, wallets, and objects for leaving dramatically.
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Walls And Gifts
Posters, ornaments, drinkware, pins, magnets, journals, and small proof that the tank happened.
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